My husband needs

His name is a lot more common then mine so I think these are very funny.

• new characters (for his game maybe?)
• money (like everyone else)
• Manager's Opinion
• 2 cook 4 client (yeah, his wife)
• to learn how to bargain with thieves (who has he been dealing with?!?)
• female penpals for friendship (oh no he doesn't)
• pat-down searches (he already goes through a security check for work, now this)
• No Title (because he is the man)
• innovative thinker (he's got one, me)
• brother (he's already got 2, does he need more?)
• Assessment
• air conditioning repair (we just got the van AC fix, I hope that is it)
• insurance (we have health, dental, eye (military), life, car, and house, whatelse do we need)
• to consider certain points to plan your move (wahoo, we're going to move)
• You! (is he going to be Uncle Sam)
• Protection (what kind?)
• an exit interview (maybe he will get that job when it opens up)
• a top-performing pre-owned electric fork lift truck (will come handy in the move)
• someone who wants to WIN (what are we going to give away)
• to Know (probably true)
• to be a member of Smaller Indiana (we're moving to Indiana?)
• to consolidate with another school district (maybe a future school board member)
• a family that will be able to provide him with a safe and stable home (he's got one)
• technical support (he provides that at work)
• a point guard (wahoo, are we going to own a basketball team)
• a professional contractor (I see a move and a new home in our future)
• a much nicer hotel with a beach (and a vacation besides our cruise)
• A NEW HOME (I'm psychic)
• to reinvent our education system (wow, he's going to do that all by himself?)
• to move in a bigger home (like I said, I'm a pyschic)